Funny shit.

Wounded johnny.

Football&Booze.

After watching todays all important game, i've decided to become a Manchester united fan, only because i'm going to University there and that i used to support them when i was about 11, but as i turned into a gay skater i lost my roots with football and stopped supporting.

We went out last night to get fuck't. We went to the tin angel and some rocker joint with some rocker bands impersonating red hot chilli peppers. It was one hell of a weird night, Will got sick,slapped and punched in the space of about 20 minutes, which was hilarious lawl. We also witnessed a horrific death of a cat that got run over outside the colly.

Nice song to reflect on the kitties life.

o2.

I got a new mobile cell phone today, my trusty samsung decided it didn't want to charge anymore, the little prick. So i bought a LG GW300 which probably means nothing to you, it has a qwerty keyboard and everything. The price was pretty special, £60. bad.

Funny.

Killla Snow.

More annoying snow that hit the concrete of Balsall Common earlier today, i now have frostbite from taking these photos. I was soaked by the time i got home, and my mom made me bring in the bins which were covered in snow. So i am now typing out this passage using my nose as my hands dont work cus' of these harsh temperatures.

The snow played havoc with commuters.

Liverpool.

So i went to Liverpool saturday for my brothers 21st hoping to getting insanely fucked.

I spent the best part of £80 on clothes, beer and golden nuggets in liverpool, this was fun like cus' you know my brother's only 21 once. I bought a American Apparel T shirt and some h&m bits. Living in my brothers house was rather fun as i had my own room with a double bed and a cracking view of a railway and some garages, luckily i bought ma douvet to have a tremendous sleep with.

To celebrate my brothers birthday in excellent fashion we decided to go to a club called mood. We had a pre-lash at my brothers gaff with 40+people i didn't know, which was weird. I regretted having frankfurters for dinner as they played havoc on my stomach with the amount of cheap wine and cheap tesco beer that was swilling around my gut.

It was a bit of a nightmare getting in, I had to sneak past a few bouncers who were asking for student ID, me only have James Birds passport i had to work my way around the tricky bouncers. After being in the club literally about half an hour by stomach went into melt down, i needed a huge turd for the rest of the night. Those frankfurters are to blame for my stomachs behavior.

Although needing a giant turd all night i had a fun packed night filled with VKs and other sugary alcoholic beverages.

I am going on friday as well for a £30,000 party, tickets are booked and everything. I'm gonna leave the frankfurters out this time.

Sorry for the boring picture-less post.

Father.

nice little song.

Unexpected snow.

As i walked into college today i expected it to be like any other college day, but my normal college day was interrupted by not getting a life home. So this meant i had to get a train home, this also meant i had to spend £5+ to get this train. I didn't get asked for my ticket which is good and annoying.

Upon arriving at Berkz i noticed that Balsall Common had been caked in white shit, for the about the 4000 time this year. I walked from bird's yard home cus he had my camera, i also stole a tidy munch from his house for the cold walk home.

WAITROSE

Waitrose have weirdly decided that they don't need me in there team for some reason i am unsure of. I didn't want to work for the squares anyway, fucking bumders. Im in the right frame of mind to go Mr Waitrose and kick him square in the dick, the little prick.

In other news im going to liverpool for four days on saturday, gonna be hitting the session hard, it's my brothers 21st so lots of heavy drinking will happen.

Finally.

I dished out £307 on a sick light and a dope bike. I bought the SE bike i was on about in earlier posts. Bought from Sprocket Cycles in birmingham, i had to strip it from all its homo gear such as bell and reflectors, i have also stripped some of the homo stickers off. I'm riding it on single speed at the moment though, but need to be riding it on fixed soon.



I took this picture on my phone when i was on the train. quality is obviously gonna be shit.

Homo vintage shit.

I went to a homo hipster thing about three hours ago with free beer and supposedly 15% of everything. I bought some holiday shit a fanny pack and wallet. These items cost £3, insane.

moanmoanmoan.

I start this post by moaning, i have the money to buy a bike, but all the freaking bikes on Evans are sold out, the only ones left are fucking pink, can't really see a me riding around on a pink bike, so I might even build my own one up, but this takes time and maybe even more killa wonga. But with making my own bike it will mean no one will have my bike, which would be dope.

This week i have also found out that i have a job interview at Waitrose and a conditional offer at Manchester Met University. My interview for Waitrose is on friday, my mom has made me buy a lot of homo garms to look smart at the interview. I'd be pretty happy if i got the job as i'd have money for once, shame i'd be working in a gigantic freezer nine hours a week.

I leave on the note that after having a unlimited ice cream at pizza hut i am now regretting the amount of shit i put on it as i feel very ill and my stomach is making very strange noises.

Canada

I accidently came across this Canadian dubstep looking for a new Evidence track, Evidence from dilated peoples mind. This Evidence dubstep came up in a forum i randomly clicked on and have liked it ever so much.