Afternoon bike ride.

We were out cycling around Eastern Green/Berkswell and stumbled what seemed to be a abandoned house which we found endless goodies, it was all very sp00ky.


Marking our territory was very necessary.



The black thing's a yacht











Santa in march?

Old ass van.



I found a bike in a van and these two homos thought it would be funny to steal it from me.

I also fell off my bike and scraped all my ankle, then went home to wrestle with my brother even more and i 'accidently' wiped the blood all over his homo allsaints t shirt.

Wrestle MANIA

As my brother is home for three whole weeks i can spend 504 hours wrestling and hurting each other. He has the advantage of weighing three stone more than me, but i have the quick thinking agility to elbow him in the nuts when possible.

I'm hoping it wont end in humiliation as it did for these homos.



Props to Jess for making my blog extra special.

London Midland.

London Midland are so stupid. I still pass as a 15 year old which is great when i have no cash, also they're stupid because the trains are basically free most humans i know choose not to buy tickets because they see it as a waste of money, I spent no hardcore cash today, but i got two trains and a can of coke. I am the king of not spending any money and the king at mingling.

I also saw a dead owl at berkswell station, not coocoo'ing no more is it the fuckin nob.

Boring.

I have become very bored of this new wave of filthy horrible dubstep. Although it has become very popular with some people, so many people are posting the most filthiest shit they can find. I want people to notice the likes of burial, he was the first dubstep artist i ever listened to, and that's the stuff i can listen to anywhere. This boring over played annoying dubstep can go die.



Don't know how some people can listen to this sort of music for longer than three minutes without getting a migrane.



Much prefer this sort of music, thinks it's 2 step or some shit.

Change.

Time for some change don't you think? Everywhere i look i see the everyone wearing the same vans authentics. I found these on hypebeast, i'd prefer to have the creamy ones, don't really like the blue suede. Although vans authentics are stupidly comfy, i'm getting very bored of them, i've even turned to converse, but i'm still stuck in this never ending battle.

Liams 18th

Went out for liams 18th to bar 3, i had some beer that i had never heard of before, and it was cheap and rather tasty. I swear i couldnt feel any pain, because i was often dipping my finger into candles. It was a totally cool and hip night.


Birthday boy.

Liam was sick.



some rotter with a fucked up snozzzer

same rotter.

With bits!?

My mother has made the same error twice this week, she has bought orange juice with bits, she must know by now that no one actually likes that shit. I might whack out the sieve and discard all of the disgusting bits that are wrongly put into my morning orange juice. I'm gonna give my mom a stern warning and tell her not to do it again, if she doesn't follow my orders, i'll probably move out and buy my own orange juice.

Stupid pigs.

The stupid morons slapped me and callum with some junk stating that we had been skateboarding on property that we do not own, all i was doing was skating a curb. I was being my usual self and being very cheeky tehehehe, i par'd one of them, he weren't very happy, he was tryna act all clever and i pard him big, he had nothing to say for about 20 seconds, just look bare puzzled. police are too stupid, on my thing he said i was 5' 10 when clearly im fucking 6' 1. fuckin jerks.




5'10? are they mad, and it says i have brown eyes,

when clearly i have multi-coloured

Lady Gaga

she'd be ace if she was actually hot.

Liverpool Pictures.

Check out the scar

Puberty.

RIP BIG

09/03/97



cant get it to fit, tried like 4 times being gay, sorry.

Shit.

My sick cool new phone broke earlier this morning, so i went to the o2 shop and demanded a refund, i had my flamethrower if anything kicked off. Luckily the o2 shop were very good and supplied me with another shit phone. I now have no numbers which is great, i now have at least 6 numbers now. Living the dream.

I haven't done anything mildly interesting in a longtime which is great, the only thing that was half mildly interesting was going to zizzis with ma mom n bro and having a delicious pizza.

Phone shit.

Very Gay.

I got 4000 views in 3 months. gr8888888.

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