Global.

Being a bin man is so freaking boring but it's good to find shit and steal confiscated beer which i have done. I stole a crate of beer which is now sitting in my fridge chilling. I also got a picture with effy from skins. My nose looks massive in it and im wearing a cool hi vis jacket. ultra street.

Submerse.

You Are (Not) Alone 'Forthcoming Formant Recordings' by submerse

Cut.

Cut my chin shaving with my own razor today. It takes about three upward motions to shave my face because im a boy and only have hair on my chin and neck. Gillette Fusions are deadly. My face is now lovely and smooth apart from it bleeding. true lad.



It's blood and it aint a spot.

I really want these trainers. These are fucking delicious, i'll have to wait till spring/summer 2011 for them though.

Rain.

Fucking got bare soaked earlier, me and chris went to kenilworth or a chilled out skate, my bearing bent with in about five minutes so i was no longer able to skate. Worst day of my life so far.

Two Gold Bricks.

I have teamed up with Two Gold Bricks to bring readers a one of special. Basically one half is in sunny Spain chilling out hardcore sipping on grapefruit juice with no internet connection. So i did the right thing and teamed up to make sure that TGB are still getting the hits they deserve even with 50% of its team gone.

http://twogoldbricks.blogspot.com/

I.

I wish they sold all the tasty American munch in England. Although they already sell mountain dew here it's not the 20oz bottles i want and its bareeeeee cash. I also want strawberry and Kiwi vitamin water, that shit is the bomb, again 20oz bottles killlll it.

Body.

I have three life threatening injuries at this moment in time, one being a deadly dead leg to the right thigh caused by a '50 50' challenge in a manly game of football. I got the ball but got par'd hardcore. Another of my injuries is a sprained wrist caused my mis-calculating a blunt slide down the hubba at cov park, i flew straight to the deck and murked off my wrist and elbow, it fucking wrecked, must have been on the floor for about thirty seconds in serious pain. To finish of the life threatening injuries i will end with my weird ankle, its been the same for two weeks but i can feel it getting worse and worse day by day, i might take a trip down to the doctors or even the hospital but this is a looooooooooooooooooong ting and i can't be bothered to wait around and be homo reading womens magazines.

Klashnekoff.

Would show you the video but its clean which is mad homo.

Prices.

woiiiiiii it seems that everything is getting more and more expensive whilst everything is getting smaller, absolute nightmare. All my favourite chocy bars have got ridiculously priced and have also got a lot smaller. take the freddo for instance, 10p when i was 13 and now 17p and 2cms smalller. I think cadburys/kraft are pissing my shit.

I went to Rosie Malones tonight as i do most wednesdays, but tonight and last week were very odd as the prices of drinks had dramatically increased by a good 5th. And the price to get in has mother fucking shitting doubled. I'm not sure David Cameron could have seen this one coming the Oxbridge education toff.

I jumped in the fountain in the middle of coventry tonight as well, that was cool my feet instantly warmed to a good temperature and made the whole experience overwhelming.

Jamie Crawford.

Jamie has magically turned seventeen. He can now drive and do all kinds of cool shit. probably blogging all the way through his life as a seventeen year old

http://twogoldbricks.blogspot.com/

Horse.

Chillin on godiva.

Godiva shit.

We (Me, Callum and Ed went to some weird ass old person party with shit loadsa beer and a pool, didnt get many photos but it was pretty dope, it was in Corley, we cycled from town after Godiva apparently averaging 20mph.

Calllum

Ed.

sunday at godiva.